Picture of the Day for 4/26/2010. Alert! Hell froze over at precisely 5:56 a.m this morning. This is when I woke up in order to get to the gym by 6:15 a.m. Those of you who know what an extreme night owl I am understand that my "hell has frozen over" claim is not an exaggeration. Getting up this early did not come without a cost. Below is a list of the intolerable conditions I was forced to endure:
-The birds were chirping. Dang perky birds.
-The air smelled funny. Night air and morning air have distinctly different scents. I prefer the night air.
-The gym was crowded. As a night person, I'm unprepared to deal with humanity so early in the morning. I have an unholy desire to kick people in the shins.
-There was nothing on TV! If I'm going to exercise, I demand to be entertained while doing it. 100 channels on cable and I was forced to watch infomercials promoting skin care products. Sheesh.
Despite the horrors I experienced, I'm planning on repeating this tomorrow morning. And the morning after that. And so on. I'm determined to get in shape.
this is just wrong on so many levels.....stick with the shopping and chocolate... exercising is bad for you....there is nothing worse than stupid people and infomercials at 6 in the morning while exercising.....you definitely need your head examined....
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny! Good for you though! I agree- there is nothing good in the morning. Damn birds and perky morning people. :)
ReplyDeleteMichelle -- I don't know you anymore.
ReplyDeleteFor the people who were alarmed by this post- don't worry. I completely fell off the exercise wagon after this one attempt to go to the gym early in the morning. I realized I'm too much of a night owl to change my ways.
ReplyDeleteHA! good for you..I approve of this decision....well done!
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