Tormenting a New Generation

Picture of the Day for 5/31/2014. Until now, I've primarily limited my "using my blog to torment friends and family" efforts to adults. I'm moving on to a new generation. Here goes:

Oh Hayley, look at these really cute new flip flops I recently purchased. I bet you're jealous, aren't you?

Hayley loooooooves flip flops and uses much of her disposable income to buy them. I probably should feel bad I'm tormenting my 14-year-old great-niece Hayley by trying to make her jealous, but I don't. That probably says something about my character (or lack thereof).