Mascara on My Upper Lip

Picture of the Day for 1/5/2015. I was getting ready for work and accidentally got mascara on my upper lip. How does this even happen? It's not like I was waving the wand around in a crazy fashion. 

That's not snot on my nose, by the way. It's the make-up remover which wasn't even making a dent in removing the mascara. Of all the things I thought I would have to contend with on a Monday morning, this wasn't one of them. 

I apologize for subjecting you to the extreme close-up of my face!