Vindictive Bath Soap

Picture of the Day for 9/9/2015. My neighbor Erma gave me this bottle of lovely honeysuckle-scented soap for my birthday last year. I love it except for the fact that it seems to have a personal vendetta against me. When you push down on a soap dispenser handle there's a reasonable expectation the soap will be dispensed in a downward direction. Nope. This soap likes to squirt out at an upward angle designed to hit me right in the chest. Not good when you are rushing to get ready for work and have to stop and change blouses after a soap attack. I've never had sneaky soap before.