My Posterior is in Peril

Picture of the Day for 4/25/2014. I was with my great-nieces, Sadie and Hayley, this afternoon for a snack at Crown Burger when they started outlining the most horrible scenarios regarding my bottom. If I HAD to get bitten on my bum by either a T-Rex or a blue whale, what would I choose? NEITHER!!!!! I can't remember them all now, but they kept on outlining scenario after scenario, each one more horrible than the one before. They were laughing so hard that Hayley was even snorting. Below is a picture of Sadie enthusiastically mentioning all the horrible creatures who could possibly gnaw on my bottom.